Finally, Real Solutions for a Serious Male Problem

Listen up, Social Media Guys. We all know that to post URLs on twitter, you have to make your URLs smaller.

We don't like it, we HATE it, but in social media, it's really better to have a small URL.

What I don't understand though, is why your URL has to be TINY???

That's just humilating. I'm sure you've imagined the following scene more times than you want to admit:



So it's a real paradox for us. We want to get noticed so we can get hot women, but to do so we have to use TINY urls that women will never be impressed by and definitely will never want to be twittered by. We all know, hot women prefer to be twittered by really big URLs.

Finally, there's a solution.

Now, you can post a HUGE url to Twitter. It's actually a small URL, but you can get it from a new website called HUGEURL.com.

I suggest you start today. Get some self respect, grow some! Boycott TINY url and start using HUGE URLs wherever you post your social media!

You heard it here. You can thank me later.